The Russian That Bled Rainbows

Privet~ My name is Ivan, as you already might know~ I bleed rainbows and other stuff. I love sweets and... um... stuff...

((Well, this is my "ask Ivan" Tumblr. Everything posted here will be AU and/or NSFW, so just a heads up. If you don't like what you see, then don't bitch at me. Just click the little button that says "Unfollow" at the corner, okay?

My Ivan is a little nicer than the actual canon Ivan from Hetalia, however he can tend to break and fly off the handle under pressure. He isn't the brightest one and MAY be a little more childish than the original canon Ivan, just sayin.. Oh and he loves his sweets, so don't mind him if he tends to appear in a cookie jar every once in a while~

Anywho, please feel free to ask Ivan anything, he'll answer it. I KNOW he will..

Ivan is a part of Cracktalia. If you have any questions about that, please contact me on either this account or my "askhipsteramerica" account, okee? Thanks~~))

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Might start the Paint It White Stream at 7:00 tonight.

askmethevampking:

turntechrainbowhead:

Yeahhhhhhh.

((Just reblogging from my RL account so all da Hetalia fans can see this.

I WILL NOT be reblogging the link here, so if you want the link, follow my rl account. It’s not to gain followers, it’s so you guys can watch Paint it White if you want.

My account is turntechRainbowhead if you guys want it.

Toodles,

-Gloria))

((Follow if you want to watch.))

the-american-sweetheart: mattiewhatshisname: shikajino: mattiewhatshisname: fishwichformylove: panoramiccc: pupupushkalonk: HOHOHOHOHO ♥ he is so sexy. I do not know why I love this so much, but I do. So so hot Well that looks like quite a handful….  Al. No. That is not how you pose for pictures. What are you doing? *blushes and fidgets* That’s not what you said last night, Matt. Stop sending me mixed signals, it’s confusing me. We weren’t at a beach last night, Al. And I’ll send you as many mixed signals as I want. All, stop grabbing yer dick. You are not a gangster. You are not a rapper. You are not a wigger. Don’t do things like this. Al. NO. YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART. > u >

the-american-sweetheart:

mattiewhatshisname:

shikajino:

mattiewhatshisname:

fishwichformylove:

panoramiccc:

pupupushkalonk:

HOHOHOHOHO ♥ he is so sexy.

I do not know why I love this so much, but I do. So so hot

Well that looks like quite a handful…. 

Al. No. That is not how you pose for pictures. What are you doing? *blushes and fidgets*

That’s not what you said last night, Matt. Stop sending me mixed signals, it’s confusing me.

We weren’t at a beach last night, Al. And I’ll send you as many mixed signals as I want.

All, stop grabbing yer dick. You are not a gangster. You are not a rapper. You are not a wigger. Don’t do things like this. Al. NO. YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.

> u >

(Source: itsluzbitch)

inspector-radio:

Hetalia Giveaway

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now, but I just decided to do this around the Holidays instead! 

I’m finally prepared to give some of my official Hetalia stuff away along with three additional doujinshi, instead of selling it. (Sorry, I’m not ready to give away my RusAme ones yet =w=;)

So, there will only be one who will win all of these goodies! As some sort of Christmas gift from me to that lucky person. >u< I’ll probably sneak in something special along with this giveaway, but I don’t have a clue what it is yet though =w=;

Rules:

  • Reblog as many times as you want (but geez don’t reblog it too much that it’ll clog up my dash XD Let it be a reasonable amount, please?)
  • Likes will increase your chance of winning.
  • I will ship anywhere around the world!
  • No need to follow me, but it will be appreciated. 
  • This giveaway will end on the 15th of December. That’ll give me enough time to send it before Christmas. (I hope xD)
  • Winner will be chosen randomly and will be notified via ask box.
  • Please have your askbox open if you are picked. If not, then I’ll have to draw another winner. Sorry 8(

  I think that’s basically it? Yeah? Okay! Good luck! 

(Source: inspectahradio)

the-american-sweetheart:

polskipants:

hopelesslyforeveralone:

sclez:

itoxicpuppet:

iunf:

medik:

cuddlyxmedics:

stripperloki:

wonkyonna:

misterdiddums:

avenue-maiden:

astrotoast:

YOU GUYS ARE DAMN LUCKY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I RIPPED THE BLOOPERS.

WATCH THEM, LAUGH.

AMERICA FUCKING CUSS

OH GAWDDDDDDDDD

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF

WE GOT PERIOD CHOPSTICKS

THE BEGINNING KILLED ME

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH HETALIA. OH MY GOD AHAHHAHAHA YES

Help. Helppp, can’t breatheeeee

I LOVE THE HETALIA DUB ITS REALLY GOOD I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS

the ending is beautiful

oh my god I’m suddenly in such a better mood

SPOLADICARY

Also 5 kittens for 5 Deutschmarks at Arby’s.

I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. PATRICK, ERIC, CAN I MARRY THEM? SERIOUSLY

 REBLOGGING AGAIN IN THE SAME DAY

Bringin it back

((And how many times have I watched this already?))

inspector-radio:

Hetalia Giveaway

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now, but I just decided to do this around the Holidays instead! 

I’m finally prepared to give some of my official Hetalia stuff away along with three additional doujinshi, instead of selling it. (Sorry, I’m not ready to give away my RusAme ones yet =w=;)

So, there will only be one who will win all of these goodies! As some sort of Christmas gift from me to that lucky person. >u< I’ll probably sneak in something special along with this giveaway, but I don’t have a clue what it is yet though =w=;

Rules:

  • Reblog as many times as you want (but geez don’t reblog it too much that it’ll clog up my dash XD Let it be a reasonable amount, please?)
  • Likes will increase your chance of winning.
  • I will ship anywhere around the world!
  • No need to follow me, but it will be appreciated. 
  • This giveaway will end on the 15th of December. That’ll give me enough time to send it before Christmas. (I hope xD)
  • Winner will be chosen randomly and will be notified via ask box.
  • Please have your askbox open if you are picked. If not, then I’ll have to draw another winner. Sorry 8(

  I think that’s basically it? Yeah? Okay! Good luck! 

(Source: inspectahradio)

inspector-radio:

Hetalia Giveaway

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now, but I just decided to do this around the Holidays instead! 

I’m finally prepared to give some of my official Hetalia stuff away along with three additional doujinshi, instead of selling it. (Sorry, I’m not ready to give away my RusAme ones yet =w=;)

So, there will only be one who will win all of these goodies! As some sort of Christmas gift from me to that lucky person. >u< I’ll probably sneak in something special along with this giveaway, but I don’t have a clue what it is yet though =w=;

Rules:

  • Reblog as many times as you want (but geez don’t reblog it too much that it’ll clog up my dash XD Let it be a reasonable amount, please?)
  • Likes will increase your chance of winning.
  • I will ship anywhere around the world!
  • No need to follow me, but it will be appreciated. 
  • This giveaway will end on the 15th of December. That’ll give me enough time to send it before Christmas. (I hope xD)
  • Winner will be chosen randomly and will be notified via ask box.
  • Please have your askbox open if you are picked. If not, then I’ll have to draw another winner. Sorry 8(

  I think that’s basically it? Yeah? Okay! Good luck! 

(Source: inspectahradio)

I don’t care anymore!

viva-yo:

(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)

reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and make friends with you .

the-absolute-best-gifs:

=’D Please?!

Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!

(Source: iamunknownonearth)

I WANT MY HAT BACK ( Hetalia version )

uhoh-beek:

SO…. since it’s 5am and nobody’s online anyway i’ll just post this now

I saw those parodies of the I Want My Hat Back Book goin’ around….

specifically the Professor Layton one and the T&B one so…..

felt the need to contribute… I am so sorry.

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iwasponthiswei:

lebanesetoaster:

vodkasmybestfriend:

Ke$ha’s real voice

Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.

Okay, so maybe I deleted a shitload of flailing so this wouldn’t be as annoyingly long when I reblogged it, but the sentiment remains.

Ah this song again

I used to cry to this song a lot over the beginning of the Summer HEEHEE